Stumbled across this interesting site. Different “writers” post short, imagined monologues. In keeping with recent Comic Sans humor, I propose this short ditty:
I’m Comic Sans, Asshole. By Mike Lacher
You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.
While you are on the site, you mine as well check this beauty out as well.
The Guy Who Wrote the Floating Text at the Beginning of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Critiques the Floating Text of Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi, Using a Series of Animated PowerPoint Slides That Involve a Number of Compromising Photos of George Lucas. By Eric Fershtman