Short Imagined Monologues

Stumbled across this interesting site.  Different “writers” post short, imagined monologues.  In keeping with recent Comic Sans humor, I propose this short ditty:
I’m Comic Sans, Asshole. By Mike Lacher

You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg.

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While you are on the site, you mine as well check this beauty out as well.

The Guy Who Wrote the Floating Text at the Beginning of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Critiques the Floating Text of Star Wars: The Return of the Jedi, Using a Series of Animated PowerPoint Slides That Involve a Number of Compromising Photos of George Lucas. By Eric Fershtman

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